Following are screen shots of the chat window from my Ultimatebet Aruba Classic satellite win. The story behind this exchange can be found on my blog: http://hugepoker.info/wordpress/?p=218, but, in a nutshell, I raised preflop with JJ and called a very large reraise from classyploppy, who had Aces. The flop came Jack-high and I stacked him for 3000 chips, then he went ballistic on me in the chat window.

I’ve put some notes under each screen shot to help explain what’s going on…

His first line is just sarcasm.

No idea what he’s saying about “4 to one dog”

“stations” means “calling stations” means people who make bad calls

“no implied odds either” is weird – obviously I had implied odds since I took his whole stack. I guess he really means my implied odds weren’t high *enough*.

“…8:1 / 5:1…” wrong – I needed 7.5 to 1 and I was getting 7.0 to 1 (he’s forgetting the chips already in)

“honest site” implies that Ultimatebet software is somehow rigged to make the worst hand win more often than it should. Whatever.

Here I start going into my dumb blonde routine (sorry to any blondes out there – you’re smart)

“wp” means “well played” and is sarcastic, and I didn’t really need to ask what it meant

“I like horsies” is a Celebrity Jeopardy reference, and you kinda had to be there

Here I break character a bit and prod him about the irony of him questioning the integrity of a site on which he is a regular customer.

“20% of your stack” … Again he’s doing the math wrong. I had already put in 60 chips, so I was calling off 440 of my 2940 chip stack, which is about 15%

Apparently he took a breather for a minute or two…

But then he comes back to life, once again with the humongous raise, risking his entire 500 chip stack to win 50 chips. I have to assume he’s just on tilt here.

Apparently it was really important to him to get his “honest site” message across.

I decide to goad him, and get rewarded by being called a “tool”.

He busted out soon after that, by (ironically) running his pair of fives into a pair of Aces.